michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

get to know me meme: [4/10] friendships → dwight & michael

"I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like…Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like…Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

"i looked into the eye of the island, and what i saw… was beautiful…"

i just finished lost and i am crying like a child no ending has hit me like this b4