• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  •  ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

[House MD] “Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable.”

Orange is the New Black: a summary

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

going-to-scranton:

Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?